- Think about this: You're the only sane person in the world, and everyone else is insane. Does this make you sane, or them sane? Are you insane? Think about it.

-I wonder if the Wachowski brothers were high while making the second and third Matrix movies. And the Animatrix.

-If you have a perfectly matched DNA twin, it is technically possible to talk to yourself and still be considered sane.

FACT= Every time you jack off, you burn 2000 calories.

-There are caregivers and caretakers, yet the two are not opposites. Why is this?

-I spend hours each day writing down thoughts like this. Funny, everyone else is busy in the pool.

-In life, there should be only one law= Free for all! And then the fighting starts.

-In my mind, I can actually imagine a world where everyone got along. And I had killed myself long ago.

-For each one of these thoughts you read, you lose two thousand brain cells. Making up for the calories you lost, people.

-There is no warning lable on tape, yet there is a warning lable on glue, yet tape has more of a chance of choking you or having that thing that cuts the tape cut you.

-I secretely want to go to a car junkyard and put a match near a gasoline tank. Happy Fourth of July.

-For every species that ecologists save, there is yet another chance for a species to evolve and take over humans.

-Cockroaches can survive nuclear warfare, but I wonder if they can survive secondhand smoke.

- When the hell will you use that?!

- Tortured Rapture: I love poetic opposites, don't you?

- My podcast is said to have caused death in those who believe the media.

- Rush music not only makes you smarter, but it takes your mind and implants it with ideals that will save humanity. Meaning, you'll have a song stuck in your head.

-I can predict, just by looking at someone, if they are going to hell or not. I've predicted that I have a whole floor in hell dedicated to me and my enjoyement, for kicking demon-ass is always fun for Saturday night entertainment.

- You know when you use a sprinkler on your hose to water the grass? And then it always hits the cement? Well, have you ever noticed those drops that go a little farther than the others? I wonder if they wanted to be something. Like, they knew they were going places. And then when they hit the ground, if it hurt both emotionally and physically.

-My cat has killed and eaten the equivalent of ten black bears. I wonder, why the hell does he sit around the house and not become a proffesional wrestler?

-I wonder what would happen if a high person went to either a laser show or watched a wildfire. That would be fun to see.

-If you have read this far, have a cookie. You're not insane yet.

-Subliminal messaging is wrong. Look at my podcast at [link]!

-The new sprite commercial sucks. What the hell do flowers, sumo wrestlers, and slug-bugs have to do with a friggin drink!

-I could go for a Sprite right now.

-I wonder if in real life anyone actually says those corney phrases from movies in a serious situation.

-Think of it this way= If a V is the symbol for women, and a ^ is a symbol for man, than a pyramid has four men and no women. Who says gayness isn't an old value?

-Thanks for reading.